Meet Serena

Serena enjoys peaceful evenings on the couch, a beer in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other, while watching the Yankees and waiting patiently for Andy Pettitte's return. When she isn’t training to be an enforcer in the NHL, Serena spends her fall/winter seasons wearing knee socks and watching the New York Giants. She is a Pisces.

These are a few of her favorite things: Eric Clapton, Chris Cornell, Sarah McLachlan, Jeff Buckley, Ray LaMontagne, Incubus, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, The Office, Burn Notice, Weeds, Dexter, Arrested Development, Rescue Me, Archer, The League, Star Wars, The Losers, Major League I & II, Bull Durham, Willow, Princess Bride, Casablanca, Serendipity, the Underworld movies, James Bond, The Bourne Trilogy, Horrible Bosses, Indiana Jones, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the Terminator movies, Zombie Apocalypse-related movies, Bernie Williams, Ken Griffey Jr., Justin Morneau, Justin Verlander, Tim Lincecum,  Kate Beckinsale, Jason Bateman, Chelsea Handler's books, Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Time Traveler’s Wife, The Giving Tree, I Was Told There’d Be Cake, The Historian, velociraptors, shoes, elephants, great white sharks, Shark Week, beer, sangria, Dr. L Riesling, Thai iced tea, pizza, wings, stuffed mushrooms, cookies, penne ala vodka, string beans, sausage sandwiches, peanut butter, Pad Thai, Greek food, egg sandwiches, Sriracha Sauce, yoga, men's cologne/deodorant, brunette men with scruff/5:00 shadow, and her bed.

Things she does not like: Henrik Lundqvist, Tony Romo (and pretty much the Dallas Cowboys' entire existence), Michael Vick, Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Tom Brady's hair, pitchers who can't field their position, batters who do not run out the play, the Red Sox and a good portion of their roster, Manny Ramirez, Carlos Beltran, Jose Reyes, Johnny Damon, Tom Cruise, peas, sour cream, tomato chunks, mayo, soggy bread, people with suffocating personalities, sissy/girly boys, mild hot sauce, clowns, public speaking, having to wear pants (especially to bed), albino spiders, slow drivers in the left lane, Olive Garden, buying electronics, Jayson Werth's beard, doing push ups, getting hit on by married men, and Halle Berry as a Bond Girl.

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