We don't want you to feel bad, so we've decided to share with you some of the highlights of our upcoming trip. We want you to feel included even though you've had zero involvement in planning this trip and zero involvement in paying for it.
The Great Mamadukes Visit of 14:
- Meeting Mamadukes' personal trainer
- Working out in preparation for the Tunnel 2 the Tower Run
- Drive in movie theater
- Tampa Rays
- Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party
- Hollywood Studios
- Epcot Center's Food & Wine Festival
- Disney character meet & greets galore
- Universal Studios' Harry Potter World & Islands of Adventure's Diagon Alley
- Trying not to be totally fat
The rest is all a surprise. Try not to hold your breath while waiting for our return. Peace out, bitches.