If he is dating Madonna, GOOD FOR HIM! We'd date Madonna too. She's the Material Girl. Honestly, Madonna actually has bigger biceps than Alex. Is anyone pestering her about whether or not she takes steroids? No. Why? No one cares. We suppose that if she was chasing the ultimate home run record, people might care. With her guns, it's quite conceivable that she'd beat Alex to Bonds' record.
Anyway, we digress. People should be focusing on more important things other than steroids. This is why the MLB needs to adopt the NFL attitude. Test, fine & punish the offending players, move on. That way us fans can concentrate on topics such as Obama and the war in Iraq, whether or not we're going to meet Brad Ziegler again (if we do, will he remember us? For those of you unfamiliar with this tale, please refer to the past blogs regarding Seattle and Oakland), whether or not David Wright will stop being such a meanie and finally acknowledge our existence, will we ever stop harrassing Mr. Met for a picture, and is the tale of Mrs. Met an Urban Baseball Legend? Seriously! This is important stuff! People need to know!
We leave you with one final thought, our fellow followers (even though at this time, our site only shows that we have one follower...who is apparently a dog): Alex Rodriguez, you must "get into the groove, boy you've got to prove you're not on steroids"
Thanks, Madonna, for your neverending words of wisdom.