Steroids

Does anybody really care about steroids? How long has this stupid investigation even been going on? Baseball season officially begins in April. Does anyone talk about how Oakland has made the biggest mistake ever by trading Houston Street for Matt Holiday? No. What is everyone talking about? Steroids. Is Barry Bonds in prison yet? He should be. We should also stop allowing him to dominate the media spotlight (the same goes for Roger Clemens and Alex Rodriguez). Is anyone else tired of seeing these names splashed across the headlines every single day? For true fans like us, we'd rather read about the actual sport itself. We're supposed to be excited for the new season, new players, new opportunities. For New Yorkers, we're also supposed to be eagerly anticipating the new stadiums, higher ticket prices, fighting for parking and tickets, and dreams inevitably being crushed thanks to our bullpens. Instead, all we care about is Alex Rodriguez, his steroid use a billion years ago, his weird cousin, and whether or not he is dating Madonna.

If he is dating Madonna, GOOD FOR HIM! We'd date Madonna too. She's the Material Girl. Honestly, Madonna actually has bigger biceps than Alex. Is anyone pestering her about whether or not she takes steroids? No. Why? No one cares. We suppose that if she was chasing the ultimate home run record, people might care. With her guns, it's quite conceivable that she'd beat Alex to Bonds' record.

Anyway, we digress. People should be focusing on more important things other than steroids. This is why the MLB needs to adopt the NFL attitude. Test, fine & punish the offending players, move on. That way us fans can concentrate on topics such as Obama and the war in Iraq, whether or not we're going to meet Brad Ziegler again (if we do, will he remember us? For those of you unfamiliar with this tale, please refer to the past blogs regarding Seattle and Oakland), whether or not David Wright will stop being such a meanie and finally acknowledge our existence, will we ever stop harrassing Mr. Met for a picture, and is the tale of Mrs. Met an Urban Baseball Legend? Seriously! This is important stuff! People need to know!

We leave you with one final thought, our fellow followers (even though at this time, our site only shows that we have one follower...who is apparently a dog): Alex Rodriguez, you must "get into the groove, boy you've got to prove you're not on steroids"

Thanks, Madonna, for your neverending words of wisdom.