Well friends we
knew this day would come it was just a matter of time. It seems that the TBB
have hit a block in the road and what we mean is we don’t know what to blog
about. It’s just that we are so uninspired lately with what’s going on in the
baseball world. This years World Series match up really took a toll on us. Don’t
get us wrong we could sit here and type up amazing stories about how hilarious
we are and the epic things we have done, but they would all be unrelated to
baseball and would that be fair to you our fans who look to us for our wise
intel on baseball. No it wouldn't it probably would just make you mad and
jealous that you can’t hang out with us.
We will give you an
example of just how unmotivated we are. Last night with full intentions to blog
we did the following:
- Got beer
- Hit up the dollar menu at McDonalds
- Laughed at some people on Facebook.
- Drank the beer while watching Iron Man 3
- It is after Iron Man 3 that Serena
closed her laptop down realizing we were not going to blog.
- Watched the cat be an a-hole
- Thought we heard an intruder washing
the dishes.
- Watched this week’s episode of The League while drinking more
beer.
- Lisa went home.
Now we know
everyone can relate to holding things off for Robert Downey Jr and his oozing hotness
in Iron Man 3. That is a legit distraction but the rest is just unacceptable
and we apologize. This brings us to today. Serena is busy training to be Master
Yogi Jedi and Lisa is busy baking treats in her kitchen to pay the rent but has time to give you this quick solo blog. With
this is all happening we are still unable to come up with a baseball related topic
that would consist of more then one sentence and seem interesting enough to
hold not only your attention but ours enough to write it. Perhaps you guys
could help us. Is there a topic that we have yet to cover that you’d like to
know our asinine opinion on? Maybe you want us to write a letter to your
favorite baseball player concerning an issue that’s bothering you? A Best and
Worst list of (insert topic)? We will take any suggestion to get our writers
block going. So feel free to comment on what topic you would like us to cover and if we like it enough it will be next week’s blog post .Then you
can brag to all your friends that your idea was a topic on this amazing blog.
Just think of how many facebook likes you will get on that status.
We do have some
baseball related news so all is not lost. The New York Mets on Friday have officially
declined Johan Santana’s option on his contract. This made Lisa very sad but
Serena tried to make Lisa feel better and clarified that it was a good business
decision on the Mets part. It still hurts. Lisa’s Santana jersey will hang
lonely in her closet until she can find an acceptable Met that deems worthy of being
displayed on her back. Also being declined like a friend request from a
Facebook stalker is Barry Zito. The Giants have declined the 2014 contract
options on him this week. Both pitchers had their ups and downs with their
teams but they always remained ever classy and we wish them the best of luck on all future endeavors.
The Yankees have
re-signed the Captain golden boy Derek Jeter for one year at $12 million. Like
no one saw that coming. As you all know Derek is Lisa’s friend in her head so
she was happy for him. Serena rolled her eyes.
Yours truly,
Lisa
Yours truly,
Lisa
